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Tuesday, May 29, 2018

JEALOUSY NO LIMITS


The maximum of jealousy is: a woman who I know is jealous and afraid of her husband cheating her. Okay, I know that where there is trust, there is no fear, in a regular basis, but in her case, the husband has neither a testicle nor the prostate.

What sort of prostitute will try to resuscitate Lazarus? In this case, Lazarus does not exist. She can try, over and over, but it is easier for her to have a heart attack and be in Lazarus' company.

Moral of the story: once dead, always dead. Do you see it, jealous woman?

Toko (Kátia Paes)


PS: There are toys that are cheaper and more effectives. Do you see it, 71-year-old girl?

Monday, May 28, 2018

AUTHOR'S NOTE


The tales about the judges I made in honor of my grandfather, Judge Arthur de Carvalho Cruz, who was serious, honored and died poor. His last request to his wife, my grandmother Anita, was to bury him with the judge's robe in a coffin, the simplest one, then she asked him, "Why do you want to be buried with the judge's robe?" and the answer was, "Anita, when I stand before the Supreme Judge, I want him to judge me as I have judged others here on earth."

God bless my beloved grandfather and all the judges who do like him.

Kátia Paes

THE BAD JUDGE

Once upon a time there was a judge who was homophobic, rascist and when we talked to him, he always found a way to make us swallow his reasons down the throat. Poor homosexuals, afro-descendants and poor people. The Great Judge does not sleep, even less He takes a nap, observed the judge. One of his children began to get sick, out of nowhere, and he despaired. Both kidneys were ruined. His son was hospitalised and the judge, with all his pride, did not speak to anyone. An afro-descendant lady comes up to him and says:


"My son, cry, it makes well. Crying washes the soul";


"I never cried in my life," is the answer he gave;


"What a pity! It is part of being human to cry, with pain and joys," she said;


"Can not you see that I'm nervous? My son is waiting for a kidney donor and he's not getting it!" He exclaimed.


"Smile, my son!" She said.


"Do you want to be arrested? Are you gloating over my pain?" He asked.


"No, I came to thank you and her kidney is compatible with your son's, she will live through your son," she kissed his hand and left.


Dumbfounded, he ran after the doctor and he confirmed that her granddaughter had just passed away and she authorized the donation of the kidney without even having to ask.


Moral of the story: never think that you are better than the others. God sees and judges everything and sometimes, gives a second chance.

Kátia Paes

Sunday, May 27, 2018

THE GOOD JUDGE


Now for you who was born to be a judge, humble, fair, impartial, correct decision taker, without harming anyone, seeks to be human, respects the laws not going over them and more than everything, know that above you exists the Supreme Judge, you are already in heaven according to your conscience, you can sleep peacefully.

Kátia Paes


PS: Don't miss:

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR A JUDGE STANDING BEFORE THE SUPREME JUDGE


Remember: you do not know the time that you will be called, so do not humiliate yourself and you will not be humiliated and do not feel greater than Him because you are not. Do not be superb, because you do not know, with all your power, your greatness, your roughness, you do not know, like a homeless, the hour you will die and stand before Him, if not, direct to hell.

1. You will love the Right (Law) from front to back and backwards, because if you do not love it with intensity, you will love the Left, your opponent;

2. You do not have to say at all times that you are a judge, judge, judge ... be humble, because when you die, you will go in a coffin just like the others and you will rot faster because of your pride. Be humble;

3. Treat even the worst marginal with descency, after all, because the first one to obey the law and enforce is you. The marginal man was, sometimes, not so lucky. Do not be impaphy, like the judge of the 3rd Court of Orphans and Successions of Rio de Janeiro;

4. Do not lose your lucidity;

05. Do not tilt from side to side, do not be passionate -> 3rd Rod of Orphans and Successions of Rio de Janeiro;

06. Before you judge, say a pray. God give you the wisdom of Solomon;

07. Do not mix the anger and the frustration that you brought from home to your subordinates, they are not guilty, ex: if you are ugly, it is not their fault, but your parents. Note: I know so many ugly people who are so good inside and have such a great peace;

08. Do not offend the integrity of who seek you. Remember: above you, there is a judge;

09. Look at yourself in the mirror, look to see how you really are, in fact, so maybe you have a better day, more profitable and more worthy of the position you occupy;

10. Be right in everything, be correct in your judgments, do not listen to gossip or help friends for their own benefit. If you follow what I tell you, perhaps when He calls you, the Great Judge, you have a chance, otherwise you go quickly to the hellfire.
Remember: we are all equal before God and the great commandment: love your neighbor as you love yourself.

Good luck to the righteous and let the hell expect the wicked!

Kátia Paes


Don't miss:


THE GOOD JUDGE — https://drkfeelings.blogspot.com.br/2018/05/the-good-judge.html

THE BAD JUDGE - https://drkfeelings.blogspot.com.br/2018/05/the-bad-judge.html